few for the road

just have to get them out of your head sometimes

If you ain't screaming.... you ain't having fun

When you have to force a smile, exhale a little and it will turn into a real laugh

Why wait for Love, while you could be giving it away every day

Love is the basis for the most intense pain, yet the most utter joy any human person can and ever will experience

Surely what a man does when he is taken off guard is the best evidence of what sort of man he is

Most of the little things you learned about life you learned by watching your favorite cartoons

If you're having trouble falling asleep, open a book on quantum mechanics

Any day she calls... is a good day

Dogs and cats should always be brought up together... it broadens their minds

Spend a little time every day learning to do something beautiful

Go along with the plan... your head will still be there where you put it, under the bed with the ice cream you could never find

If you actually understand quantum mechanics, and you are still having trouble falling asleep, close your eyes and count the quarks in your eyelids

I take the blue ones everytime

Let's drink from the cup, share some luck... go ahead and laugh 'cause it don't cost much

Listen... you might not hear anything, but you will understand

I am thinking it's a sign... that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images, and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned

Go where he will, the wise man is at home

No one acts more foolishly than a wise man in love

Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go

Your dog knows how you feel better than you do

Your kids know how you feel better than you do

Just when this world seems mean and cold, our love comes shining red and gold

It's so hard to think it ends sometime, and this could be the last... I should really hear you sing again and I should really watch you dance... because it's hard to think I'll never get another chance to hold you

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication

I used to be really afraid of sharks, until I paid an aquarium to go swimming in a tank full of 8-foot sand tigers... now I'm only afraid of sharks that are not well-fed and sedated

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

Burning every bridge that I cross? To find some beautiful place to get lost...

Seize the carp

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive

Adrenaline makes the heart grow fonder

It's nice to come home to someone who loves you... makes you feel you have a place in this world

There's no such thing as a normal life - there's just life

A pool table